Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?A: Every morning you'll rise and shine
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
My daughter is now a comedian, I have to put up with the funniest jokes ever, at least I think they are funny. I can remember when I was a little girl and all the crazy phases I went thorough. It is truly my pleasure. Thanks GOD
That's wonderful. Children are truly a joy in all they are and become.
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